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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    Abbey stung me on the nose more 6 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Abe Abe who Abe C D E F G H more 7 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Abel Abel who Abel to see you ha ha more 8 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Abyssinia Abyssinia who Abyssinia when I get back more 9 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Acid Acid who Acidently on purpose more 10 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Acis Acis who Acis spades more 11 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Actor Actor who Actor you my dear Alphonse more 12 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Ada Ada who Adamond is forever more 13 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adair Adair who Adair once but Im bald now more 14 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adam Adam who Adam up and tell me the total more 15 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adder Adder who Adder you get in here more 16 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adelia Adelia who Adelia the cards after you cut the pack more 17 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adeline Adeline who Adeline extra to the letter more 18 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adolf Adolf who Adolf ball hit me in the mouth more 19 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Adore Adore who Adore stands between us open up more 20 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Agatha Agatha who Agatha headache Do you have an aspirin more 21 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Agent Agent who Agentle breeze more 22 Category Knock Knock jokes Knock KnockWhos there Agnes Agnes who Agnes Topeka the Santa Fe more

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    and a smoking crater where his house used to be more 9 Category Music jokes An eight year old kid says t his dad When I grow up I want to be a musician The dad says I am sorry cant have i more 10 Category Music jokes Conductor Again from measure 5 if you please Voice from viola section But Maestro we have no measure numbers more 11 Category Music jokes Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller When she went out to buy something she left a sign more 12 Category Music jokes Do you think Professor that my wife should take up the piano as a career No I think she should put down the lid as a more 13 Category Music jokes Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once In the middle of the music Kriesler got lost and tu more 14 Category Music jokes Hey buddy How late does the band play About half a beat behind the drummer more 15 Category Music jokes How do you make a bandstand Take away their chairs more 16 Category Music jokes Jacques Thibault the violinist was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert Ther more 17 Category Music jokes Knock KnockWhos there Bach Bach who Bach to work more 18 Category Music jokes Knock KnockWhos there Bass Bass who Bass the salt and pepper please more 19 Category Music jokes Knock KnockWhos there Bassoon Bassoon who Bassoon things will be better more 20 Category Music jokes Knock KnockWhos there Beethoven Beethoven who Beethoven is too hot more 21 Category Music jokes One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks The drummer said finally After being a

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    7 Category Internet jokes Do you want some help using the Internet son No thanks Dad I can muck it up all by myself more 8 Category Internet jokes Doctor doctor I feel like Im part of the Internet Well you do look a site more 9 Category Internet jokes Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach No you should do it on a computer more 10 Category Internet jokes Does your dog know how how to surf the internet No but hes got a ruff idea more 11 Category Internet jokes Does your mum like shopping on the Internet No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer more 12 Category Internet jokes Have you got the address of the butter website Yes but dont spread it around more 13 Category Internet jokes Have you heard that theres a new mountain website Really I must take a peak at it more 14 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www amnesia com Sorry I just cant remember more 15 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www apathy com No and quite honestly I cant be bothered more 16 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www blottingpaper com Yes I found it very absorbing more 17 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www boomerang com Yes I return to it again and again more 18 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www brokenglass com Yes but its not all its cracked up to be more 19 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www busfull com No Im afraid that one passed me by more 20 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www dustbin com Yes but its a load of rubbish more 21 Category Internet jokes Have you seen www hook com Yes its already

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    a train The Frenchman offered everyone some o more 9 Category Lawyer jokes A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle aged balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing Lo more 10 Category Lawyer jokes A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk driving case and the defendant who had both a record and a reputation for d more 11 Category Lawyer jokes A lawyer named Strange died and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone Here lies Strange more 12 Category Lawyer jokes A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage Theres no sign of theoffending more 13 Category Lawyer jokes A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor Which side is it best to lie on she asked The side that pays your fee more 14 Category Lawyer jokes A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer The perso more 15 Category Lawyer jokes A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves grass branches dirt and b more 16 Category Lawyer jokes A persistent job seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship He was inform more 17 Category Lawyer jokes A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live The doctor did not want to lie more 18 Category Lawyer jokes A tough case was being argued in court The defense attorney feeling that he was in trouble sent the judge a bottle ofh more 19 Category Lawyer jokes A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander Please repeat the slanderous statements you

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    life and hav more 10 Category Marriage jokes Well Mrs OConnor so you want a divorce the solicitor questioned his client Tell me about it Do you have a grudg more 11 Category Marriage jokes Will the father be present during the birth asked the obstetrician Nah replied the mother to be He and my husband more 12 Category Marriage jokes You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon said the new tenants neighbor Why on earthdid you get more 13 Category Marriage jokes A biologist phones his wife from his office and says Honey something has just come up I realize its not my field sea more 14 Category Marriage jokes A boy is about to go on his first date and is nervous about what to talk about He asks his father for advice The fathe more 15 Category Marriage jokes A bum asks a man for 2 The man asked Will you buy booze The bum said No The man asked Will you gamble it away more 16 Category Marriage jokes A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class He wrote on his paper The early Mo more 17 Category Marriage jokes A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife He says to thedoctor Doctor I think my wife is deaf beca more 18 Category Marriage jokes A couple came upon a wishing well The husband leaned over made a wish and threw in a penny The wife decided to make a more 19 Category Marriage jokes A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town more 20 Category Marriage jokes A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    it shows up on radar more 9 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts more 10 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so small she use a tea bag as a pillow more 11 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died more 12 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it more 13 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind more 14 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama in a wheelchair and says You aint gonna puch me round no more more 15 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama is missing a finger and cant count past nine more 16 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls more 17 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress everyone was screaming the suns falling more 18 Category Yo momma jokes YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST more 19 Category Yo momma jokes yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well more 20 Category Yo momma jokes yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day more 21 Category Yo momma jokes Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized atSea world Lionheartyz more 22 Category Yo momma jokes Yo mama is so fat that she broke

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    has got no beef more 7 Category Cowboy jokes Q Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired A Because he couldnt keep his calves together more 8 Category Cowboy jokes Swint and Fess two Oklahoma cowboys were resting their horses out on the range Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore birt more 9 Category Cowboy jokes Teacher When do astronauts eat Pupil At launch time more 10 Category Cowboy jokes The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre When the usher came by and noticed this more 11 Category Cowboy jokes The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre When the usher came by and noticed this more 12 Category Cowboy jokes The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy The insurance agent was going down the list of standard question more 13 Category Cowboy jokes The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy Can you get me a nice gentle pony Sh more 14 Category Cowboy jokes The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete black with fury All right he raged a more 15 Category Cowboy jokes Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger a more 16 Category Cowboy jokes Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse I know that smart aleck Tex said the first Hes going to start brag more 17 Category Cowboy jokes Visitor Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows Do you ever shoo them Cowboy No we just let more 18 Category Cowboy jokes What advice to cows give Turn the udder cheek and mooooove

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    Accountant jokes A Martian lands to plunder pillage and burn He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says Im a Martian more 10 Category Accountant jokes A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam The doctor said I have some very grave more 11 Category Accountant jokes A tourist visiting a small town in Israel came upon a statue dedicated to The Unknown Soldier At the base of the st more 12 Category Accountant jokes A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing Each and every morning more 13 Category Accountant jokes A young accountant straight out of uni applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald He is interviewed by more 14 Category Accountant jokes Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child No son When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be more 15 Category Accountant jokes An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says more 16 Category Accountant jokes An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor Doctor I just cant get to sleep at night Ha more 17 Category Accountant jokes An accountant visited the Natural History museum While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor This dinosa more 18 Category Accountant jokes An auditor is checking the books of an airline He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh more 19 Category Accountant jokes An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area more 20 Category

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