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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams Now what should I d more 9 Category Women jokes A young woman with a happy cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office She answered a phone call f more 10 Category Women jokes An English professor wrote the words Woman without her man is nothing on the blackboard and directed his students to more 11 Category Women jokes At a family gathering husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way Honey she said to her husband more 12 Category Women jokes Boy Do you have fever Girl No why Boy Cause you look hot more 13 Category Women jokes Brother What kind of sharks never eat women Sister Man eating sharks more 14 Category Women jokes Doctor Sawbones speaking Oh doctor my girlfriends just dislocated her jaw Can you come over in say three or four w more 15 Category Women jokes How do you fix a womans watch It doesnt matter There is a clock on the oven more 16 Category Women jokes How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart She starts her sentence with A man once told me more 17 Category Women jokes I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months I dont like to interrupt her more 18 Category Women jokes If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first The dog more 19 Category Women jokes In the beginning God created the earth and rested Then God created Man and rested Then God created Woman Since the more 20 Category Women jokes My wife asked me Whats on the TV I said Dust more

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    he met another woman named Clearly and wanted more 8 Category Men jokes Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day more 9 Category Men jokes How are men like carpet tiles If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of more 10 Category Men jokes How are men like noodles They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough more 11 Category Men jokes How can you tell if a man is cheating on you He has a bath more than once a month more 12 Category Men jokes How do you confuse a man You dont theyre born that way more 13 Category Men jokes How do you lose fourteen stone of fat Dump him more 14 Category Men jokes How do you scare a man Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice more 15 Category Men jokes How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus At the circus the clowns dont talk more 16 Category Men jokes How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes Both of them more 17 Category Men jokes How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper No one knows its never happened more 18 Category Men jokes How many men does it take to make popcorn Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove more 19 Category Men jokes How many men does it take to open a beer None It should be opened by the time she brings it more 20

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  • KLOSI Jokes - Nearly 10.000 funny jokes!
    of 5 Views 104 Joke Grandma is it exciting being 99 It certainly is If I wasnt 99 Id be dead Add to del icio us Digg this Reddit More Birthday Jokes 1 Category Birthday jokes When is a birthday cake like a golf ball When its been sliced more 2 Category Birthday jokes What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday A stole more 3 Category Birthday jokes Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present What did you get her A bottle of expensive toilet water It cost 20 2 more 4 Category Birthday jokes What did one candle say to the other Dont birthdays burn you up more 5 Category Birthday jokes Where do you find a birthday present for a cat In a cat alogue more 6 Category Birthday jokes Did you hear about the trees birthday It was a sappy one more 7 Category Birthday jokes A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by more 8 Category Birthday jokes Dad bought Mum a bone china tea set for her birthday How lovely Yes but he only did it so as not to have to do

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    he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message Due to lack of maintenance he read we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e mail account Add to del icio us Digg this Reddit More Computer Jokes 1 Category Computer jokes Dear Boss I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions Because to be honest boss none of this Y to K dates problem more 2 Category Computer jokes Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen Have you had your eyes checked No theyve always been blue more 3 Category Computer jokes A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY The Engineer leans over to t more 4 Category Computer jokes Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand My right hand Amazing Most people have to use more 5 Category Computer jokes Where is the best place to buy computer software Washington C D more 6 Category Computer jokes What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs A thyme machine more 7 Category Computer jokes Customer Ive been doing risk

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    Game with lots of graphics You know something really challenging Well replied the clerk Have you tried Windows 98 Add to del icio us Digg this Reddit More Computer Jokes 1 Category Computer jokes Dear God Yesterday was an awful day for me My husband ran off with his secretary My son pierced his eyebrow My daught more 2 Category Computer jokes The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover C more 3 Category Computer jokes One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp At the rifle range he was given some instruction more 4 Category Computer jokes When do computers go to sleep When its internight more 5 Category Computer jokes Q How does Bill Gates enter his house A He uses windows more 6 Category Computer jokes Pupil In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use Teacher You get a choice her too Use the one weve go more 7 Category Computer jokes The Three Laws of Secure Computing1 Dont buy a computer 2 If you do buy a computer dont plug it in 3 If

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    that the official release date for the new operating system Windows 2000 will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901 Add to del icio us Digg this Reddit More Computer Jokes 1 Category Computer jokes A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti more 2 Category Computer jokes Where does an elephant carry its laptop In its trunk more 3 Category Computer jokes Customer Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting Tech Support Sir we have no way of knowing if you have call wa more 4 Category Computer jokes Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer I dont know Well youre not using my computer keyboard then more 5 Category Computer jokes Which football team to you need to connect up your computer Leeds more 6 Category Computer jokes Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer He wanted to have webbed feet more 7 Category Computer jokes If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed Oh wait a minute he already does more 8 Category Computer jokes Why do programmers always get

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    Add to del icio us Digg this Reddit More Computer Jokes 1 Category Computer jokes Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier What could be easier for consumers than having only ON more 2 Category Computer jokes If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then it would perform illegal operations and crash more 3 Category Computer jokes How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day Give him a bottle of shampoo which says lather rinse repeat more 4 Category Computer jokes Teacher Look at the state of the school computer I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it Pupil But then more 5 Category Computer jokes The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord more 6 Category Computer jokes Tech Support How may I help you today sir Customer Hello hey er I think Ive got the wrong software installed more 7 Category Computer jokes I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4 0 CD backwards youll get a satanic message But the most frightening thing is more 8 Category Computer jokes What did Bill Gates wife say

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    a virus A virus does something Add to del icio us Digg this Reddit More Computer Jokes 1 Category Computer jokes Dear Boss I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions Because to be honest boss none of this Y to K dates problem more 2 Category Computer jokes How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb None They try to fix the old one We looked at the more 3 Category Computer jokes How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day Give him a bottle of shampoo which says lather rinse repeat more 4 Category Computer jokes Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer He wanted to have webbed feet more 5 Category Computer jokes What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs A thyme machine more 6 Category Computer jokes Tech Support How may I help you today sir Customer Hello hey er I think Ive got the wrong software installed more 7 Category Computer jokes Q Whats another name for the Intel Inside sticker they put on Pentiums A The warning label more 8 Category Computer jokes Q What algorithm did Intel use

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