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  • Stresslines » Blog Archive » Mother’s love grows by giving
    I humbly submit to you YO MOMMA SO EXTRAORDINARY My best friend and I sat down and wrote a bunch of ridiculous yo momma jokes and they ve been collected into this book When I say ridiculous I mean in the sense that these don t function as yo momma jokes typically should they aren t insulting in any way They re complimentary Because my best friend s mom is awesome and I would never disrespect her So it s got stuff like Yo momma got such a green thumb that plants talk to her and Yo momma so insightful I sometimes wonder if she s quoting NPR or NPR s quoting her And the art direction is done in a Yo MTV Raps meets 90s suburbia style with lots of great pictures This book was a ton of fun to write and I think it came out really well So buy it for your moms it s only 10 We also made a website Love Yo Momma where you can submit your own yo momma compliments Some of them have been amazing Yo momma so micro gastronomical she freebases salami That joke alone gives me such an immense sense

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    giving Posted in books particulars on 05 06 2011 03 35 pm by Zachary Guys Mother s Day is this Sunday If you re trying to find a last minute gift I humbly submit to you YO MOMMA SO EXTRAORDINARY My best friend and I sat down and wrote a bunch of ridiculous yo momma jokes and they ve been collected into this book When I say ridiculous I mean in the sense that these don t function as yo momma jokes typically should they aren t insulting in any way They re complimentary Because my best friend s mom is awesome and I would never disrespect her So it s got stuff like Yo momma got such a green thumb that plants talk to her and Yo momma so insightful I sometimes wonder if she s quoting NPR or NPR s quoting her And the art direction is done in a Yo MTV Raps meets 90s suburbia style with lots of great pictures This book was a ton of fun to write and I think it came out really well So buy it for your moms it s only 10 We also made a website Love Yo Momma where you can submit your own yo momma compliments Some of them have been amazing Yo momma so micro gastronomical she freebases salami That joke alone gives me such an immense sense of fulfillment like how Mother Teresa must have felt when she saved her first orphan or whatever it was Mother Teresa did Tags books mom mothers day photography yo momma Add Comment No Comments The Monster Engine Posted in art on 11 24 2008 01 07 pm by Zachary Dave Devries whose website uses Comic Sans has a new book available in which he fleshes out drawings of superheroes

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  • Stresslines » mom
    of great pictures This book was a ton of fun to write and I think it came out really well So buy it for your moms it s only 10 We also made a website Love Yo Momma where you can submit your own yo momma compliments Some of them have been amazing Yo momma so micro gastronomical she freebases salami That joke alone gives me such an immense sense of fulfillment like how Mother Teresa must have felt when she saved her first orphan or whatever it was Mother Teresa did Tags books mom mothers day photography yo momma Add Comment No Comments Spoiler Austin will be 73 degrees all week Posted in music particulars places on 03 10 2010 06 09 pm by Zachary I m leaving for South By Southwest tomorrow My awesome job is sending me there for the interactive portion of the festival It will basically be a week of listening to people talk about the internet drinking with colleagues and playing video games there s an arcade Expect a post on the future of comics when I return A few items I wanted to mention since I m terrified of flying and wanted to cement some sort of legacy in case the plane explodes I released a new album last month It s called Lake Poems My brother and I wrote and recorded the whole thing during the month of February for the RPM Challenge It s almost like chiptune music mixed with baroque era instruments I dig it and we ve been getting a lot of positive feedback so please check it out You can download the entire album for free If you like it and want to stay updated on music we do there s another release coming at the end of

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  • Stresslines » mothers day
    Guys Mother s Day is this Sunday If you re trying to find a last minute gift I humbly submit to you YO MOMMA SO EXTRAORDINARY My best friend and I sat down and wrote a bunch of ridiculous yo momma jokes and they ve been collected into this book When I say ridiculous I mean in the sense that these don t function as yo momma jokes typically should they aren t insulting in any way They re complimentary Because my best friend s mom is awesome and I would never disrespect her So it s got stuff like Yo momma got such a green thumb that plants talk to her and Yo momma so insightful I sometimes wonder if she s quoting NPR or NPR s quoting her And the art direction is done in a Yo MTV Raps meets 90s suburbia style with lots of great pictures This book was a ton of fun to write and I think it came out really well So buy it for your moms it s only 10 We also made a website Love Yo Momma where you can submit your own yo momma compliments Some of them have been amazing

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  • Stresslines » photography
    yo momma jokes and they ve been collected into this book When I say ridiculous I mean in the sense that these don t function as yo momma jokes typically should they aren t insulting in any way They re complimentary Because my best friend s mom is awesome and I would never disrespect her So it s got stuff like Yo momma got such a green thumb that plants talk to her and Yo momma so insightful I sometimes wonder if she s quoting NPR or NPR s quoting her And the art direction is done in a Yo MTV Raps meets 90s suburbia style with lots of great pictures This book was a ton of fun to write and I think it came out really well So buy it for your moms it s only 10 We also made a website Love Yo Momma where you can submit your own yo momma compliments Some of them have been amazing Yo momma so micro gastronomical she freebases salami That joke alone gives me such an immense sense of fulfillment like how Mother Teresa must have felt when she saved her first orphan or whatever it was Mother Teresa did Tags books mom mothers day photography yo momma Add Comment No Comments A day to celebrate every failure of postmodernist appropriation Posted in internet on 09 09 2009 09 53 am by Zachary As you may be aware September 9th 2009 has been declared A Day Without Cats On The Internet by various blogs and websites Seems a little ridiculous since it s essentially taking away the only form of medication many of us have I work in an office How am I supposed to keep from flipping the hell out without my daily feed of hilarious captioned cat photos

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  • Stresslines » yo momma
    Guys Mother s Day is this Sunday If you re trying to find a last minute gift I humbly submit to you YO MOMMA SO EXTRAORDINARY My best friend and I sat down and wrote a bunch of ridiculous yo momma jokes and they ve been collected into this book When I say ridiculous I mean in the sense that these don t function as yo momma jokes typically should they aren t insulting in any way They re complimentary Because my best friend s mom is awesome and I would never disrespect her So it s got stuff like Yo momma got such a green thumb that plants talk to her and Yo momma so insightful I sometimes wonder if she s quoting NPR or NPR s quoting her And the art direction is done in a Yo MTV Raps meets 90s suburbia style with lots of great pictures This book was a ton of fun to write and I think it came out really well So buy it for your moms it s only 10 We also made a website Love Yo Momma where you can submit your own yo momma compliments Some of them have been amazing

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  • Stresslines » Blog Archive » You can’t control what you can’t measure
    by Zachary The Controller a new art and culture magazine from Cory Schmitz is now available for purchase from Attract Mode Go buy it I wrote an article for the magazine titled Why Games Can Not Be Taught It s a riff on everything I learned in art school and touches on a lot of different ideas but mainly it s about the absurdity of institutional theory in the age of the internet If that sounds too wordy it s about Bomberman and stuff I m very proud of my contribution and the book as a whole Cory did an amazing job with the art direction to the point where I feel confident that anyone with an interest in art or video games will enjoy it This is a huge personal milestone for me as it marks the first time my prose has been printed I ve been published before but mostly academic works never anything this personal I m really partial to my Murderblog voice mostly humor and anecdotes fashioned to make a statement about new media and it s awesome to see something in the same style make it into print If you ve already read The Controller

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  • Stresslines » attract mode
    anything this personal I m really partial to my Murderblog voice mostly humor and anecdotes fashioned to make a statement about new media and it s awesome to see something in the same style make it into print If you ve already read The Controller please let me know what you think And if you haven t read it please do Tags attract mode bomberman video games writing Add Comment No Comments Spoiler Austin will be 73 degrees all week Posted in music particulars places on 03 10 2010 06 09 pm by Zachary I m leaving for South By Southwest tomorrow My awesome job is sending me there for the interactive portion of the festival It will basically be a week of listening to people talk about the internet drinking with colleagues and playing video games there s an arcade Expect a post on the future of comics when I return A few items I wanted to mention since I m terrified of flying and wanted to cement some sort of legacy in case the plane explodes I released a new album last month It s called Lake Poems My brother and I wrote and recorded the whole thing during the month of February for the RPM Challenge It s almost like chiptune music mixed with baroque era instruments I dig it and we ve been getting a lot of positive feedback so please check it out You can download the entire album for free If you like it and want to stay updated on music we do there s another release coming at the end of March consider our Facebook fan page Because I haven t gotten around to setting up a real website yet I got a book deal Quirk Books known for the insanely awesome Pride Prejudice Zombies will be releasing a book I ve been writing with my best friend It should be available at your local bookstore in May of 2011 I can t say much about it but I promise that it will be absolutely hilarious Also my editor said that I m the youngest author ever signed to Quirk which gave me 10 to Ego I got into a fight with my mom this morning And I feel really bad Sorry mom If you re attending SXSW and want to meet up I ll be there from March 12th to March 16th As with any convention you can spot me by my Virgin of Guadeloupe pin I got from Attract Mode last year This thing has become a wardrobe staple It s sort of integral to defining my look dirty hobo wearing a Virgin of Guadeloupe pin Otherwise known as Derelicte Tags attract mode austin bear and walrus lake poems mom quirk books sxsw Add Comment 2 Comments Coin Inserted Posted in products on 09 21 2009 03 26 pm by Zachary The Attract Mode video game culture shop opened last week It has zines chiptune albums shirts limited edition oversized prints

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